Never EVER Dance with a Dracula: A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book

Looking for a fun and hilarious Halloween read-aloud picture book that will have both kids and adults laughing out loud? Look no further than Never EVER Dance with a Dracula! Join the Boogeyman and other monsters on the dancefloor for a crazy monster mash that is sure to get you in the Halloween spirit.

But beware! There's one rule you should never break on Halloween – never EVER dance with Dracula. His dance moves are so sharp, they have a bite! Let your imagination run wild as skeletons shimmy, ghosts get groovy, and zombies do Zumba in this hilarious and entertaining story.

Written by Adam Wallace, the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, and Mary Nhin, creator of the popular Ninja Life Hacks series, Never EVER Dance with a Dracula is the perfect addition to your Halloween book collection. Get ready for a spooky and groovy adventure that will have you laughing and dancing along.

Don't miss out on the other books in the Never Ever series, including Never Ever Marry a Mermaid, Never Ever Upset a Unicorn, Never Ever Lick a Llama, Never Ever Massage a Moose, and Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile. Collect them all for endless laughter and entertainment!

Grab a copy of Never EVER Dance with a Dracula now and experience the thrill of the Halloween dancefloor. It's time to get down and boogie with the monsters. Click here to get your copy today!