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Philosophy - Les Desirable: Kick Butts (Middle School Book 5)

Description

Book Synopsis: I’m Les Desirable. Don’t laugh. That’s my real name. And Principal Butcher won’t let me forget it. I’m a world-famous investigative news reporter with detective skills. While most kids my age are breaking wind, I’m always looking for breaking news.WHACK! I get smacked in the face with Tuffus Nails’ sweaty jockstrap. AGAIN! I hate gym class. They call it ‘PE’—but only because the letters ‘PU’ are taken! We have a crisis at Greenville Middle School. Coach Butts is demanding that we learn THE CHICKEN DANCE. I can’t dance. I’m DOOMED! To get my mind off school, I go to a basketball game with my cousin, Bo Teak. He’s the COOL kid with HOT WHEELS! When he’s selected to make a free throw from center court, everyone panics. After all, you know that Bo Teak is in a wheelchair, don’t you? If he makes the basket, he’ll win big bucks. But if he misses, he’ll be a big loser. I’m closing my eyes. I can’t watch. Tell me what happens, okay? Les Desirable: Kick Butts is a funny and entertaining story for children ages 9 – 12, middle school students, and adults who are still young at heart.

Details

Step into the exciting world of Les Desirable in Kick Butts, where humor and mystery collide! Join Les as he navigates through middle school shenanigans, unearthing secrets and solving mysteries along the way. Perfect for young readers aged 9-12, this book is sure to keep them glued to the pages with its witty narrative and engaging storyline.

Experience the hilarious adventures of Les Desirable as he faces the challenges of school life, from dodging jockstraps to mastering the dreaded Chicken Dance! With his sharp detective skills and quick wit, Les will have readers of all ages laughing out loud and eagerly turning the pages to unravel the next twist in the story. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement!

Les Desirable: Kick Butts is not just a book for kids – it's a tale that captures the hearts of adults who are young at heart too! Whether you're a parent reading with your child or a fan of light-hearted mysteries, this book is a must-have addition to your collection. Spark your imagination and embark on a journey full of laughter, friendship, and unexpected surprises with Les Desirable!

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