How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten) (Polite Predators)

Looking for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat? Look no further than "How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten)"! This hilarious non-fiction chapter book series is perfect for those who love a good scare (and a good laugh). In this wild ride, Celeste the cockroach shares her wisdom on how to survive an encounter with a polite predator. And what's more polite than a charming reticulated python named Frank?

Celeste knows all the secrets to avoiding becoming a snake's next meal, and she's here to share them with you. From wearing a lamp shade as a hat to stopping a python from swallowing you head-first, her tips and tricks are outrageous yet based on the biology and hunting behavior of pythons. Who knew roller skates could help you outrun a three-hundred-pound snake?

But don't worry, it's not just danger and absurdity that you'll find in this book. "How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten)" is packed with beautiful and hilarious illustrations by Kathryn Durst that bring Celeste's daring adventures to life. Rachel Poliquin has created a preposterous yet captivating premise that will keep you turning the pages, laughing out loud.

So, are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey and learn about the fascinating world of pythons? Then grab a copy of "How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten)" and hold on tight – adventure awaits!

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