Description
Book Synopsis: My donkey (ass) has a terrible gas problem and gets stuck in a hole dug by a mole whilst out on a stroll. A slightly snooty Scottish lass on a world-famous ass, which won Ass Of The Year at Asscot, three years on the trot, accidentally gets her ass kicked by my smelly ass as it tries to escape the hole dug by a mole.
Excerpt:
‘I said to the Scottish lass, …but I don’t yet know your name.’
She said, “My parents called me after their pet hen, who sadly died in her pen back when my brother Ben was just ten and when I was still inside my mummy’s tummy. The hen was eaten in its pen by Henry, our pet fox, who escaped his box during a thunderous gale.”
I said, “That’s a very sad tale, but what was the pet hen in the pen called?”
She replied, “Oh, the hen in the pen didn’t have a name, so they thought it would be a good game to call me Henrietta (Henry-ate-her).”
This children’s picture book will have you and your children laughing together, and makes a great bedtime story book for any child. Suitable for both boys and girls, from preschool kids to early school children ages 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 up to age 8 years.
Details
Introducing My Smelly Ass, the hilariously funny bedtime story picture book that will keep your kids entertained for hours! This captivating tale follows the adventures of a donkey with a gas problem, who ends up getting into all sorts of trouble. With its clever wordplay and amusing storyline, this book is guaranteed to make your children burst into fits of laughter.
Join our lovable donkey as he finds himself stuck in a hole dug by a mischievous mole. But that's not all! Imagine the surprise when a snooty Scottish lass, who just happens to own an award-winning ass, crosses paths with our smelly protagonist. Prepare for a comical showdown as these two donkeys collide in the most unexpected way!
But what's in a name, you might ask? Well, in this tale, names play a crucial role. Discover the hilarious conversation between our protagonist and the Scottish lass as they unveil the story behind her unique name. From escaped foxes to thunderous gales, this interaction will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter. My Smelly Ass is not just a book, it's an unforgettable experience!
This side-splitting picture book is the perfect addition to your child's bedtime routine. With its engaging storyline and captivating illustrations, it will capture the imagination of both boys and girls. Whether your child is in preschool or early school years, this book caters to children aged 3 to 8 years old. Make bedtime a memorable and laughter-filled adventure with My Smelly Ass!
Ready to dive into the world of this adorable and mischievous donkey? Get your copy of My Smelly Ass now and create precious memories with your little ones.
Get My Smelly Ass Now and let the laughter begin!
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